Waskie
Written by: Redding
What is their to say about Waskie that already hasn't been said to the police? With the deep voice of a dead Barry White that leaves teens creaming in their gym shorts and the body of Sasquatch. He roams the earth with a snail tattoo and a cup of WaWa mac and cheese. When Sunday rolls around he strolls in drenched from four games of softball with no idea what the topic is and still delivers with his quick wit and his ability to tell me to shut up for no apparent reason.
Con
Written by : "Producer" Paul
"Con" to his friends and "Dreamy Eyes" to the ladies is the looks of The Generic Show operation, too bad it's radio. Con is a single man ladies, so bring it on. He is also our resident musician/guitarist even though his last band broke up and failed miserably. Con started out as a small, frail lad raised in Langhorne, PA. Con spent his formative years looking at naked pictures of women and watching porno movies which has fueled his enduring love of strippers. Unfortunately this love of strippers has greatly hindered his ability to effective communicate with actual real women. Con is the catch phrase master of the show with such gems as "Black People", "Asian Drivers", and the ever popular, "Balls in my face, I don't fuckin know" or BIMF. Con along with Waskie are the resident war mongering racist republicans of the show. I would have to say that right after Waskie and Redding Con is my favorite guy on the show. He is also the guy that my wife looks at with lust in her eyes so watch it asshole, I've got my eye on you. You know what, Fuck Con!
Redding
Redding
Written by : Waskie
Shut Up Redding!
"Producer" Paul
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"Producer" Paul Kircher
Written by: "Con"
Paul Kircher is known as "Producer Paul" because we only use him for his mad
audio skills and his sweet basement. PP(for short) is the old man of this group
of assholes, every week he tries to regain his youth by hanging out with people
less cool than he was in high school. As of 2008, he is the most
successful of boys from the Generic Show. He is married to a real life
women, owns a home, and has fathered at least one legitimate child (I'm sure
there is a child in Argentina with a perfectly manicured beard). PP is a home
grown Philly native and loves to gamble. These are his only two redeeming
qualities. PP is our resident bleeding heart liberal with no balls. He is
the least important member of the Generic Show crew because we did do a show
before we met him, but the show sucked (ie Episodes 1-3). PP is the most
huggable member of the Generic Show crew. On a scale, I give him an
awesomeness level of 10...out of 100.
Regular Guests:
Story Time Bill
Story Time Bill
Written by: CON
One word....Asshole. Story Time Bill (STB) is our roving reporter from Western PA (booooooo). STB is a yet to be convicted 1st degree murderer. In his defense, the dude or chick will most likely be an asshole. STB enjoys hating on suckas, potato guns, and non-denominational pornography. He is also an ordained minister. STB enjoys thongs and cowboy boots. STB is the reason I wake up in the morning. We will be neighbors one day.
Love Always,
CON
